Sickness in progress – volume 1

Okay, yesterday I tried everything that should’ve been working, like dressing up eskimo style and increasing the population of my blankets drastically, plus drinking one glass of homebrewed alcohol to raise the temperature in every possible way… it didn’t help much (god please don’t say it could’ve been worse without this method)

A bunch of angry kindergarten kids could never drink so much tea in their whole life as I did today… yet it was still useless. But Now I’m home, and eating Tiramisu sweetness (served cold!) keeps me going on… funny thing I feel better while I’m eating this tasty-phenomena.

Next up, I’ll order some ultrapepperoni pizza, filled with all whats gonna kill the bacteria from my poisoned body… maybe I’ll have the toilet as a throne tomorrow, but this’ll surely kill some evil virus from my body!

Trailer watch-out episode 2.

Here we go again with all the stuff that’s going to storm our Cinemas in the coming months. Let’s not bullshit around too much, let’s see what they offer:

CJ7 – Stephen Chow acting as a responsible and good father (haha liar) gives a present to his one and only child. Instead of buying the brand new robot dog madness, he gets a flubber like alien puppie… basicly it’s Flubber for Chinese… Kung Fu Soccer was better then this ‘though…

The Forbidden Kingdom – Jackie Chan and Jet Li brawl and unite, in order to save… a kingdom… where we have chinese and… an American dude? wtf? What does this noob even doing here? Whatever… still an interesting effort from Jackie ‘though.

The Spiderwick Chronicles -Young boy finds a magical and dirty book with the default warning sign, and as every other noobcake, he opens it, reads, and unleashes something terrible… yeah… like the 12132th time by now…

The Bank Job – Jason Statham going retro-bankrobing. British accent, whore-acting princess… mother-fucking-great-britain. Gotta check this!

Summer palace – Chinese youth faces trouble while growing up. Sex meets drama. Interesting take anyways.

Priceless – Audrey Tatou got tired of cutie characters and is one money-wasting bitch now in an interesting french comedy about money and romance… and even more money.

Roman De Gare – A movie about what, and about someone who is that, but what happens is that, someone is what, and what is the that, someone to someone, from what what that… Honestly I have no idea what this movie is about…

Worst case of a monday

Yesterday evening was OK, although I was having some difficulties regarding my health… now it got even worse, so basicly, sweating my sickness out of my body wasn’t working at all… the little armada of chinese pikemen turned into a huge squadron of mini TIE fighters, and currently they are shaving my throat with their sharp lasers… terrible. I brought some Tea with me, so hopefully I’ll survive till the end of the day…

Sleeping for health

I think I’m starting to get sick… my throat feels like if hundred chinese soldiers are pushing pikes through the flesh… Got no better way because our medicine is currently out of stock, I dressed up as a professional jewel thief (all black from throat to the end of toe) and got double blankets, plus a glass of ultra-head-fucking alcohol (pálinka) which will hopefully cleanse me from thy sins…. I can already feel the fuck in my head… so Good night for all!