Service without listening? Uhh…

I work in the Service Delivery section of life… here we have one and only one rule: The Client/Customer rulz and ownz. Everyone who works in this type of section must understand that the most essential part of the job is to listen to the person who gives money for the service. I still can’t understand how can some companies hire people who have no idea what the word listening means, and whos’ mind is full of psychedelic shit…

The most disturbing experience regarding this is when I visit one of the junkfood supply spots, hoping to receive some tasty nutriments… I know how they work, I worked for like a month in that stupid yellow-red clowns’ restaurant, I know what must be told and what must be done… this is why I always state that I want to eat the stuff IN the restaurant and I’m not going to take it away… also I always say if I want the Superextraultramegasize version of the menu, or a simple plain and humiliating version of it… oh, and the bbq sauce… Now, let’s have my recent conversation here (but basicly it’s almost the same every day…):

- Hi, how can I help you? (default robotic phrase, which actually has no sense, since the answer is almost always “Gimme’food!!!’)
- Hi, I would like to order one Royal menu in superduppersize with a Diet Coke, with one bbq sauce and two cheeseburgers, oh… and please pack it, I’ll take it with me.
- Would you like to have the drink and the french fries in larger size?
- Yes… I told you that I wouldlike to have it in superduppersize…
- Ok, and with Coke?
- Diet coke…
- Would you like to have some ketchup?
- Yes… but… not ketchup… BBQ sauce please…
- And you’re eating it here?
- No… I want it packed please…
- 5 euros then sir.
- So cheap? Didn’t you forget the two cheeseburgers?
- 7,25 then sir.
- Thanks…

And in the end of course the bbq sauce was not there in the bag…

Most mis-used human invention: Horns

The little button on an average cars’ steering wheel activates an awful sound which can alarm those who hear it in case of an emergancy or a coming danger. At least this is what it should be used for, that is the idea of it… however nowdays it’s used as an emotion summoning device, which let’s other people hear “FUCK YOU” in car-language, and also defines the user of the horn as a total moron and ignorant idiot…

Getting the kick out of Terrible Movies – Alien vs Predator 2

There must be some kind of disturbance in science caused by all the people who have the skills and free mind to enjoy the worst movies ever created. I’m not talking about the people who actually say “yeah, this movie is good.” I’m talking about those who say “this movie s**ks” But in the meantime, they had great fun in the theater…

I just love the old Alien movies! I have a Queen Chestbuster plushie, she usually keeps the badguys away… Anyways, the first Alien vs Predator movie was humiliating, and the whole crew who created the movie literally raped the aliens in their big fucking long heads…

And now we have the sequel here… I knew from the very first minute that it’s gonna be a huge mindfuck, but I took responsibility for my mental health, and bought tickets with my friends.

Let’s just say, that the movies’ negatives are also it’s positives…. Logic simply fails with this one, but that makes it enjoyable, if you are willing to laugh because of your own distress: It takes like half a day for a chestbuster alien to become a full grown walking grindhouse. The characters are sooo painfull to watch… not their deaths, but how they live. The guy in the lead role looks like David Hasselhoff. There are huge canals under a city which is the middle of nowhere. The Predators’ “Pepsi Blue” liquid, which cleans up every smudge and the dead bodies, never runs out… oh and bytheway, Mr Predator is cool, but why is he always cleaning up the tracks, however at one time, rips off a humans skin, and hangs the body in the woods, like saying:”I’m here and I’m gonna fuck you all”???

Anyways, accompanied by some friends I had a great time. Commenting all the shit that penetrated our eyes was fun indeed… sad… but funny.