Ice age vs Dinosaurs! O… M… G…

Like all the things that can produce money, Ice Age is getting another sequel… the Third Age of cold frozen water will feature none other than… oh yess! The Dinosaurs! Jurassic Park crossed with Ice Age… full of ideas these guys are!

I mean what the hell were they thinking? Did some king lizards get ice capsuled during the ice age? Then after the whole thing melt down they are injected with life again? And so… now they are back to… wake up at dawn? Isn’t this like some psychotic time and interdimensional shit? Like we thought that the Ice Age was first and then came humanity, but on the real hand we are just sleeping in reality, and the truth is that Humanity is going to be pwnd by tigers equipped with large teeth, than they’ll get their share of the grave from the Dinos, and in the end, all the remains are amoebas? Like Time Reversed Dimension? What the hell… get real plz…

Anyways… it’ll probably be a must see. As always.

Against the Wave of Sh*t: watching crap movies

The very first thing I build my opinions on regarding a movie is the teaser or the trailer video. However these can be like a bunch of lies made up by superb pscycho minddiggers… they know what you want! They know what you need, and they show you how a bowl of dog spit can be as interesting as Bruce Willis saving the world for the 23723th time.

I’ll be out to watch Jumper soon. It has an awesome trailer. Has everything you need. Interesting base-story with the teleporting DarthVader, the freaky hear Samuel L. Jackson, and Jamie Bell coughing some funny moments.

But the critics say it all: The movie is made of sh*t and fail. The story is like mortal kombating against a basic Disney animated family movie’s story, and loses in the end getting Fatalitied by Mickey Mouse… the characters are there doing nothing, just failing all the time etc. Those who understand movies say it all: It’s crap!

On the other hand, in some cases bad movies can be enjoyed by those abnormal people who lack interest in artistic cinematic material… In some cases I’m one of them.

Take Die Hard 4 for example. I admit it, the movie as a cinematic piece sucks. But I loved it, with all it’s flaws and insane stuff (plane-riding is old man… old… the Governator did that waaay back there)

So, I’ll check the Jumper thing… all odds are against it, but I have to see it!

I believe in Harvey Dent… and you?

Bored of cool looking movie posters with promotional intentions? Go and Watch Batman: Dark Knight, and show Chris Nolan’s crew that it’s worth to create an ad campaign like they do now for the movie!

First there was the fake newspaper online: News about Gotham city, and the new threat: The guy dressed up as a clown! It was hilarious. And now we have Ace District Attorney wannabe Harvey Dent! The guy played by Aaron Eckhart is running an election campaign over the net now, which is like a great parody of the current US election-mayhem… it looks soooo serious!

Believe in Harvey Dent! I do!

Obtained: Kaiser Chiefs – Enjoyment

I never really thought I would have a passion for Concert DVDs, but ever since I bought the Muse – Absolution Tour DVD I kinda got addicted to the stuff. It’s great background stuff which you just watch with your peripheral-sight, while doing… homestuff like washing, cleaning, ironing, etc. Although sometimes I just put in some music and start to celebrate my lack of rockstar-being with the Guitar Hero guitar… I still think of this activity as homedoing stuff.

Anyways, yesterday I bought the Kaiser Chiefs – Enjoyment DVD which consists like 90 minutes of live footage plus a documentary movie. The first thing to notice is that there is NO DVD menu… you try to access it with the Menu button on your remote, but all you get is the freakingly hilarious message: “Behave yourself and return to your seat“. So where the hell is the Live stuff? Where is the concert? You have to sit back and realx, because the documentary is superb for hardcore KC fans. It’s full of fun and full of mutherfucking mary poppins… england! It’s so full of British, that it even hurts my lungs because of all the laughter. After watching the stuff you’ll be able to check the DVD manu and access the Live footage, which is also great stuff, but since there are like 209 minutes of awesome material burned on the disk, it’s not going to impress you in a way like Mse – Hullabaloo. The sound is not that great but it’s still worth it. I gave like 10 euros for it, and it’s more than what you’d expect for this money.

With all it’s extras, it’s a great stuff with great footage, and most of all: it’s full of Kaiser Chief fun. Worth to buy for all of those who really like them.

And of course they’ll be coming to this years Sziget Festival! Lot’s of Nanananana to be expected!