Posts Tagged ‘cinema’

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So, did your favorite movie character make the list of 100?

December 5, 2008

Mines surely did… Empire Online made a nice top 100 list of the greatest movie characters of all time. Check out if your’s are on the list, 100 is quite a lot, so there’s a good chance that you’ll find them. Vader, Bond, Bourne, Forrest Gump… sweet sweet!

So did Jack make it?

So did Jack make it?

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New Watchmen trailer is full of Muse awesome

November 15, 2008

Honestly, I have no idea about watchmen, I haven’t seen or read the comic book. But this is starting to be more than awesome. I was simply waiting for this movie, however after watching the brand new trailer fueled with Muse, I just can’t wait any longer! Give it to me!!!!

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Anything good coming to cinemas?

October 26, 2008

I haven’t really checked on the trailers and movies in the last couple of months… i’ve been to a lot of movies, but I don’t really remember what films I’m really willing to see in the future. Lots of trailers seen, but I just can’t recall anything now…

I just checked apple.com/trailers, which is one of the sites I usually check for trailers, but I haven’t really found anything that makes me wanna run around screaming like a wicked fangirl.

Okay, so lets see what we have here. Transporter 3??? C’mon, the second movie was the dummest bullshit ever, why can’t Jason Statham play in a movie which does not involve cars and wirefu? I loved the Snatch Statham, and the one where they robbed an english bank, that movie was great (can’t remember the title ‘tho).

Maybe Spirit and Watchmen are the only things that are interesting for my taste… and Zack and Miri Make a Porno… if Seth Rogen is in something it has gotta be good (still need to check out Pineapple Express tho’).

Ohohohoo yes, I definately wanna see Zack and Miri make a Porno!

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You don’t want to see Jet Li as a Mummy

August 3, 2008

I really loved the Mummy series… okay, so I loved the first movie because it was so clunky and funny that I couldn’t hate it despite of it’s weaknesses. The Second Movie was a bit lamer than the first, so I had doubts when I heard that the third Mummy is coming.

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But hey, They gut Chinese culture (lovelove after Japanese since far east is major lovelove), and their Mummy is Jet Li man! The guy is simply made of pure awesome and cool.  So how can this movie be wrong?

Well, here’s how I teach you the way of fucking up a movie. It should be pretty hard to do this because you have Jet Li and the Far Eastern setting which are already too much superb, but if you just take a tuna sandwich from Subway and put shit in it, you’ve already won the prize. Beacause everything else added to this movie is just pure shit. Brendan Fraser is weaker than ever, and his character’s son is like the next person to get his name in my Death Note. Okay, the Chinese girl is very cute, but with the line “We can’t be together” she puked into my ears. No No No! Plotholes everywhere, weak story, weak acting… even the British accent can’t make up for what they’ve done to this movie…

I can see that after Rock’s Scorpion King we’ll get a Dragon Emperor movie… who wanna bet?

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Obtained: Stranger than Fiction

June 1, 2008

I couldn’t believe that this DVD actually costs like 5 euros…  it probably didn’t please the mainstream cinema visitors, who usually enjoy chewing their popcorns and watching bang bang action shitness. After checking the movie I knew why it has a value that equals a McDonald’s BigMac menu’s costs.

counting brush strokes and steps... an enjoyment for the weird

I have to tell you guys, I really enjoyed this movie, even if it has it’s own flaws… you have to understand that this movie is not a comedy, although we have Will Ferrell in the lead role, who is funny just by looking at him. It’s more like a drama wich involves funny people. Really, the three main characters of the title are awesome with all their weird habbits. Will Ferrell as the boring-life taxman, Emma Thompson as the writer who desperately needs to see a doctor, and Dustin Hoffman as the cool and laid back university teacher. These three plus the story of a man who starts to hear the narration of the author of his life is simply superb. The Only problem is that the movie itself doesn’t know if it wants to be a comedy or a tragedy… we see some funny moments, and all the tiny little acts of each character gives you a smile, but it still runs towards some kind of predetermined tragedy… however it’s still OK, since Will Ferrell is also trying to do the same… finding out if his life is a tragedy or a comedy.

The movie fires some of the old but already well known questions: Is Destiny in our hands, or someone is actually playing with us as pawns? If we would know that we will die, what would we do? We’ve heard this a lot, and Stranger Than Fiction won’t give any answers… but it doesn’t really matter because it’s an enjoyable title, with the characters and the story, and some design elements, the movie is really good.

Now, why did I say that it’s okay that this DVD has the same value as a BigMac menu? Because those who like to feed their brains on american bullshit, can get that, but those who want to see someting interesting and intelligent, can get their enjoyment for the same price… shame that some other movies still cost more than a BigMac… Stranger Than Fiction is an 8 out of 10 on my list.

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Yet another Japanese weird sh*t I want to see!

May 31, 2008

I’m just sitting right here on the balcony, havin a smoke and some fresh icefruit godlyness, while surfin the net, and it only took like 3 minutes to find the latest weird japanese shit… I think they took the idea from Tarantino and Japanized the whole concept of putting a gun on a chick’s hand/leg… prepare for major idiotic bloodbath… DrillBra for all!

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Metroid Movie? From Micheal “BlewEmUp” Bay? OMGYes!

May 24, 2008

There’s a rumor going on that Micheal “I’llBlewYouAwayWithMyAwesomeEffects” Bay might direct or produce a Metroid movie, based on Nintendo’s successful franchise which is called… yes… Metroid.

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The title simply cries for a movie adaptation, and those who ever played just one title of Metroid would love to see what Michael could do with the material. But since this is just a rumor… nothing much to expect.However let’s not forget, that we are living in a time of adaptations, Comic books and video games are under attack by angry scriptwriters and zombie faced producers… some of these suffer (Hitman anyone?) Some of these turn out to be pretty good (Dead or Alive… it was simple and fun). And let’s not forget the we’ll get a Prince of Persia soon!

So all I can do is just to hope that Metroid Movie will become a reality sooner or later… and if it does, it won’t be a lame adaptation like it was for Super Mario… man even I could do a better movie than that sheeeesh…